Remember when....?! ... a new band, guy starts to sing and realizes in panic there are no monitors ... sonics cover band open for the kinks cover band ... the pirate band ... The silly string incident with The Makers, "Brother, not the hair!" Orbit gets clobbered by a microphone, "Who's this big ugly monster blocking my view?" The forward line of the Seattle Seahawks dive off the stage, Orbit goes down. The Count Backwurds actually come to Orbit's rescue. Jay Maker rips the sleeve on his lovely brocade jacket. All is forgiven, the show continues. The Makers and Greg Lowery apologise. "When I go fishin', I throw the little ones back" ... Maker night, Alec Palao tries to get more money, the Makers get him on the ground and dent his noggin with their pointy toed boots ... Waiting for the Makers felt like waiting for Santa. Like a fun cocktail party, you could actually talk to people. Tom kept running home to call their mom. He wanted to give everyone their $5 back but was afraid that Peepin' John would keep going thru the line and try to get more than $5. ... Tom bringing the beer from Coit Liquors in his skateboard. ... "Anthony is sanding something down in the men's bathroom." ... Farm Girl plays. Rick K. does the bass part and backup harmonies only to Stinky Cheese Man as his band is off fighting? ... Tom hands you a beer and a big black Magic Marker and tells you to write your name on your cup, cos he's almost out. ... The line at the bar goes out the door ... New Years Eve. Tom calls up at 4 PM. You said you wanted to bartend sometime. ... running out of beer ... or Tom yells, "Free Beer!" ... The Bay City Rollers are there but won't play, we see 'em sitting on hood of their car in the parking lot, waiting for Tom to return with their money. So where's Tom? ... The Go-Nuts are underpaid and make off with the soundboard. Cops are called